Wednesday, February 27, 2013
you might be perimenopausal if...
Sorry boys, I'm about to go there.
You might be perimenopausal if...
... you break out into a sweat while putting on mascara.
... you find yourself in a desperate sprint to the thermostat after yelling, "Who turned up the damn heat?"
... you talk aloud to yourself for a good five minutes about how some people have no regard for normal house temperatures.
... you run five miles and gain 3 pounds all in one day.
... you can hardly get your rings on your swollen fingers one day.
... you suddenly can get your rings on but you can't stop peeing all the next day.
... you have zero tolerance for listening to other people's woes in life. Suck it up, camper.
... you laugh one minute and then cry for the other forty minutes.
... do you know what crying does to these eyes the next day?
... you're happy when your husband goes out of town but you're miserably depressed without him.
... you're miserably depressed about a cookie. And that other one too.
Sounds like fun, right? Oh I am all kinds of entertaining right now. In fact, I'm going to tag this post under "Family Fun."